Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Excuses for not doing your homework




I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to MY TEACHER'S already heavy workload.
I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.
I put it in a safe, but lost the combination.
Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.
I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away. (I'm tired of this on LOL)
I left it in my shirt and my mother put the shirt for washing.
My little sister ate it. (poor little sister, rs)
Could not log on michelleteacher.com.
A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.
I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.
The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see my notebook.
Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drown.
I used it to fill a hole in my shoe, you wouldn't want it now.
My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.
I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

I think that is best to tell a "little" lie to our teachers than say that I forgot or even worse, that I didnt care about that.

We have to lie to not let you down.

Next time we tell you a lie you should hear "I care about u too much to say the truth".
yea, deep inside we love you!

Michelle Falcão said...

That's sweet!
The truth is that we go crazy with the stories you students tell us. Some days we hear about 100 excuses for not doing homework.

Deep inside we love you too!
Kisses.

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Anonymous said...

eu raduzi pelo google tradutor olha como saiu rsrsr

Eu não fiz isso porque eu não queria acrescentar a minha professora já pesada carga de trabalho.
Eu fiz uma avião de papel dele e ele ficou sequestrado.
Eu colocá-lo em um cofre, mas perdeu a concentração.
Alguns estrangeiros do espaço exterior emprestado para que pudessem estudar como o cérebro humano funcionou.
Eu emprestei para um amigo, mas de repente ele se afastou. (Eu estou cansado desta situação na LOL)
Deixei-o na minha camisa e minha mãe colocou a camisa para lavar roupa.
Minha irmãzinha comeu. (irmã pobre, rs)
Não foi possível fazer logon michelleteacher.com.
Um vento repentino soprou-lo fora da minha mão e eu nunca o vi novamente.
Eu fui seqüestrado por terroristas e eles apenas me deixar ir, então eu não tinha tempo para fazê-lo.
As luzes em nossa casa, saiu e eu tive de queimá-lo para obter luz suficiente para ver o meu notebook.
Outro aluno caiu em um lago, e eu pulei para resgatá-lo, mas infelizmente a minha casa se ​​afogar.
Usei-o para preencher um buraco no meu sapato, você não iria querer isso agora.
Meu pai teve um colapso nervoso e ele cortou-o a fazer bonecas de papel.
Eu não fiz isso, porque eu não queria que as outras crianças na classe para ficar mal.